Wanda The Fish

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Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those
Californians trying to share the experience.
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Avoid reality at all costs.

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Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
-- Mark Twain

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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.

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Q: Why should you always serve a Southern Carolina football man
soup in a plate?
A: 'Cause if you give him a bowl, he'll throw it away.

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Every why hath a wherefore.
-- William Shakespeare, "A Comedy of Errors"
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Gone With The Wind LITE(tm)
-- by Margaret Mitchell

A woman only likes men she can't have and the South gets trashed.

Gift of the Magi LITE(tm)
-- by O. Henry

A husband and wife forget to register their gift preferences.

The Old Man and the Sea LITE(tm)
-- by Ernest Hemingway

An old man goes fishing, but doesn't have much luck.

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I think we are in Rats' Alley where the dead men lost their bones.
-- T.S. Eliot
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Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.

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Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner?
A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by
a delicious dessert.